He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish I only lived at night.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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