Quick, to the slutcave!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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