i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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