How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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