The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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