Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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