I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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