question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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