what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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