3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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