I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
