I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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