are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I showed him my bush... on skype.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
