Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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