is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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