What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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