I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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