There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
