btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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