North Korea, Best Korea!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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