rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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