What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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