I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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