Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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