I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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