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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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