Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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