like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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