So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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