there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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