Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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