This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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