its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am spending my child support on dildos
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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