So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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