"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Randomize
