I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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