3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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