just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This house was built for laser tag.
it's like iHOP with fire
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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