Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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