everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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