Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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