I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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