I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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