When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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