She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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