i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
as a side note pls kill me
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