You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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