just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
