i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize