Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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