yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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