just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize