question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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