You really coming over, don't trick.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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