Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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