after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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