Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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